Posts Tagged ‘grouch’

Won’t You Be My Neighbor

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

I’ve decided, I don’t deserve neighbors. I mean it. I’m too high-strung and anal!

I hate noises!

Leaf blowers, lawn mowers, motorcycles, SCREAMY kids (not playing kids, I like that! It’s the “bloody-murder-somebody-just-got-injured screams” I hate), 2+ hour talkers that come up to my porch if I go out to read, CHAINSAWS and my newest hated noise? Grumbling redneck jeeps that the owner cranks up about 45 minutes before he ever leaves! Uhh, goodbye gasoline!

It roars, rumbles and shakes my whole house.

See, I’m horrible and crotchety! Or just an old grouch maybe?

Either way, I’ve made up my mind. WHEN I win that dang Dream Home from HGTV, I’m outtie! I’m moving to a secluded spot in the middle of nothing where no one can rattle my cage.

PS-if you are a neighbor to me, I apologize for my harshness. It’s really NOT YOU –> IT’S ME!! 🙂 I actually do love my neighborhood and its residents! Really, I do.

Welcome back to the real world, friends. It’s back to work and busy schedules again. I hope you’ve enjoyed your holiday time with friends and family. I’ve been blessed and I’m betting you have to. God is good, huh? Even to grumpy neighbor ladies!