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Twisted Sister

Tuesday, June 4th, 2013

It's my honor to keep you in stitches here regarding my wild & crazy life.  After a great day of climbing the mountains that make up The Biltmore Estate and poking my nose in every nook & cranny they'd let me go near…..I came home exhausted!

Then, by some bezerk act of madness I sat down on the potty and turned to pull off some toilet paper AND TWISTED MY NECK!  Like, twisted my neck to the point of tears.  I am now a robot!  I can't turn my head at all and I certainly can't imagine it ever not hurting again.

Why do these things have to happen to me?  I'm on vacation, dangit!

After sitting still for the rest of the evening with a heating pad wrapped around my neck and a handful of Naproxen Sodium's…it's starting to feel a smidge better.  Hubby even tried to rub it out!  He also reminded me of what I almost picked up and added to my medicine basket, MUSCLE RELAXERS!!!

While I was going through all the possible needed meds….I looked at the box that said muscle relaxers and made an executive decision — WHO'S GOING TO NEED THOSE?

Oh my word!

Me with the grandest staircase over my head.

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Gates is sweet & shares her coffee icecream with me.

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Hubby & Ally resting & gazing at the views.

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Just lounging on the most amazing back porch ever.

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All day we tried to picture living in such a home.  Impossible.  The scale of grandeur is so far off the charts of understanding for our simple American minds that it seemed like a fantasy.

However, the rich history of how it all came about is very interesting.  The lavish lifestyles, the entertaining of guests and the rolling acres of property are the things dreams are made of.  The Vanderbilt's have created a wonderful American castle and shared it with the whole world right here in beautiful Asheville, North Carolina!

Now if they could just help me with my strained neck.  All would be right with the world.

You’re a Trip

Tuesday, June 4th, 2013

I'm on a trip.  I really needed to get away.  My whole family needed to get away.  If we don't leave town, my hubby will work…work…work!  Which is funny because I saw him deal with some email earlier today (as we were traveling) and take a phone call or two.  Even gone, he works!  🙁

He's on a mission to do himself in, I'm convinced.

Me, however….I'm looking for any escape to regroup and catch a fresh breath.  A few days in North Carolina just might be what the doctor ordered.

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I can't wait to show our girls The Biltmore Estate tomorrow.  They are clearly related to me.  I could wander through historical buildings everyday and never get tired of it.  They find that sort of stuff fascinating!  I totally understand.

It's going to be a laid back week.  Lots of sightseeing and snooping around.  One word of advice though if you're traveling this summer — don't forget the toothpaste!

Between the four of us, we all packed up thinking the other had thrown in the toothpaste.  Now that it's midnight in Asheville, hubby & Ally are driving around searching for something open to buy a tube of minty Colgate.  Fingers crossed they come back soon because I'm about two blinks away from falling asleep with travel mouth cooties.

It's the cold-hard truth.  Dirty teeth can really skank up a trip!

Birthday & Graduation Day

Saturday, June 1st, 2013

You'd think my mama heart would blow to pieces…..everything happening at once.

IMG_0328This tall taste of lovely walked across that stage like she belonged on one.  

IMG_2677My heart just swelled with pride.  She's waited a long time for this moment.  

IMG_0325The funny part about graduations…is that they are merely a blip on the screen of life.  Some people revel in their high school days forever.  That's why they're called the "glory days".  But for Gates, I don't think that's how she feels.  Finishing her senior year out at Christmas was the right thing to do.

IMG_2698The day couldn't have been more perfect.  I'm so proud of her and I know….this is where REAL life begins.  Good luck on your journey Gates!

If watching your baby graduate wasn't enough — how about celebrating your oldest turning  2 3 on the same day?  Oh yea!  

It's been a doozy!  

IMG_0333I couldn't have asked for a sweeter son.  God was very specific in giving me one that would touch my heart in a very special way.

He rolled up his jeans to show off his new shoes from his sister. 

IMG_270623 years ago he was an 8lb. 7oz. 20 1/2 in. long ball of raspy voiced cries.  He spent 5 days in NICU in Lakeland, Florida after breathing in meconium.  God had plans for this boy and as I stand beside him now…..I see it wasn't to stunt his growth.

He's tall & handsome … just like his daddy!

IMG_2704See, these are the ones that make my world go round!  My family is the best gift God has ever given me.  I thank Him for choosing me.  Everyday.

Now we all move on to a new chapter.  

Congratulations Gates!

Happy Birthday Gavin!

Dear Gates

Friday, May 31st, 2013

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It's the day before graduation and I should be cleaning the house and preparing the party food.  Instead, I'm here blogging about my mom heart regarding YOU.  You were the surprise baby that I almost didn't have.  Thankfully God knew just how special you'd be to our crazy family.  Not a day goes by that I don't say thank you to Him for knowing what was best for all of us.

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From that November day when we brought you home…laughter and joy have filled our lives.  You were funny from the very start!  Your chubby little tummy and puffy cute cheeks always commanding whatever room you were in.  It's no secret that you were a rascal!  It's also no secret that you stole the hearts of everyone who got near you and still do to this day.  Everyone loves to tease you about how bossy and wild you were….it's true.  I have video to prove it!  Everything was "MINE" and no matter how anyone tried to wrangle you….you would walk away wearing or holding whatever it was.  Sometimes it's easier to just hand over stuff!  wink

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You've outgrown that silly baby stuff now and I know this because I see your loving kindness in everything you do & say.  You have the sweetest spirit and the most caring heart.  I know that I can trust you to protect me and the rest of your family even if it kills you trying.  You're a fierce young woman who isn't afraid to be different.  I like that about you and someday so will your forever spouse.  Right now life seems like a waiting game — waiting for graduation day, waiting to go to college or hit it big, waiting on Mr. Wonderful, waiting to be a Mom, waiting to live like a real grown up….waiting!  I've been there and I know how it can feel like you're walking in molasses.  I'm here to tell you….enjoy it!

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What you'll soon see is how fast life passes by.  All these weekend nights spent at home because there's no one awesome to date….they'll seem fleeting when you meet someone who sweeps you off your high-heeled feet (I'm sure he'll be tall) and showers you with fun & adventure.  The tears you've cried over deciding what to do with your life will be a vapor in time when you are hustling to get ready in the mornings and racing off to a job you love.  The days of baby-sitting someone else's snotty nosed kids will remind you what NOT TO DO when you're facing your own little darlin's someday.  You'll even look at your dad & me with the reminders of how old we've turned in such a short time.

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Your life is just beginning and all that God has for you is not just ahead….it's in the everyday stuff.  Each day something important takes place.  Don't forget to savor it and learn from it.  Never try to do it all on your own.  Let God be your guide and trust Him….He never misleads and He always knows best.  I know this firsthand.

That's how I ended up with YOU!

Happy Graduation Day!  I'm so proud of you!

class of 2013I hope all your dreams come true and if they don't that God gives you more than what your heart can dream.

I love you,

Mom

Brain Blocked

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

If you're a writer of any kind…..blogger, book author or content writer then you know how easy it is to sabotage your creative flow.  Something as simple as checking your email or twitter feed can paralyze your writing for hours on end.  It's crippling to the mind and destructive to the process!

I know this firsthand.  I have some really bad habits and I realize it's time for me to get down to business.  For several years I've had the book itch.  I've tried everything to shake it, I've even started a few books and set them aside.  They linger there in my Word files.  So, what do I do?  I ignore them!

At night I fall asleep with great intentions.  Tomorrow, I will wake up and write.  I will blaze a word trail that others will follow and fall in love with me forever.  But that's not the reality.  I wake up and get distracted immediately.  I disguise it as my morning routine but all it really is … is my lack of discipline.  Why write when there is a long feed of Facebook posts to browse?  Mindless chatter and time sucking distractions are everywhere on and off the internet….and I can find them if I wander around avoiding writing long enough.

I end up not writing a word.  Just thinking.  Which is dangerous for a brain like mine because I have a natural gift of over-thinking and turning all my good intentions into mush.  It's time for this queen to take charge and stop this procrastinating.  How am I going to do it?  I'm glad you asked.

 — Avoid distractions.  No reading on Facebook, Twitter or email until I've nailed down something creative in the mornings.

 — Write in time segments.  Set a timer, block off 30-60 minutes or make a date with my laptop.  Then stick to it!

 — Incubate the brain.  When nothing's coming….walk away and do something else.  Oftentimes, the mind just needs a little boost of energy that can come from a change of pace.  The trick is to NOT go looking on the internet.

 — Be accountable.  Find someone to hold me to the fire.  I've heard some writers even pay others to keep them on track.  That's incentive, for sure.

 — Remember WHY.  Why do I write anything at all?  Is it for myself only?  Do I write because it's my duty?  Or do I love it?  

 — Pray first.  One of my reasons for ever writing a word is to bless others.  I know I can't do that when I'm disconnected from God.  Prayer helps me feel which is key to blessing others.

There are no magic tricks to writing.  I've been blogging long enough to know that I can't pull a post out of a top hat.  It takes work.  It takes discipline and time.  So, pardon me while I get my passion on and start writing like there's no tomorrow.

Brain block be darned!

 

You Want Your Money?

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013

I just hung up the phone and cried.  I blame it on the PMS.  But nevertheless, life can be frustrating!  It can happen to the best of us, this much I know.  

Handling jerky people on the phone must be an artform that I haven't mastered yet.  Since I'm way past 40…I'm not sure I ever will either.  Still, I'm mad enough to flip my lid and that's kind of what I told the rude lady on the other end of the line.  Her answer?  Well, don't do that!  Grrrrrr!

Did you know….that a child living in your house that you pay to support because THEY ARE A DANG KID and still in school has to GIVE YOU permission to handle any of their business?  Like paying a medical bill?  No, really.  Did you know this?  All because she has turned 18!!  Let me throw in that she is a kid who doesn't have a job (she's in high school) and doesn't pay a single bill.  Especially a medical bill.

World.  YOU ARE NOT MY HOME!

I imagine this sounds like I'm overreacting.  I can't help it.  Who creates these crazy rules?  Seriously!  I have to hand over every single record of proof of my income for my young adult kids to attend college and recieve any loans or grants but I can't set up a payment plan for a lab bill for my soon to be graduating daughter?  Thank you government from heck!  Well played, geniuses!  So, my question to her was am I to ignore this bill and let her be responsible for it?  She's a kid!  A kid who doesn't pay bills because she's a kid that doesn't have a job!

There was no happy ending here.  Hence the fact that I hung up and cried.  The rules are twisted.  I have no freedom no matter which way I turn.  I can't pay a medical bill without HER PERMISSION but yet I have to be responsible for anything having to do with my 3 young adult kids college bills!

God, 

Help me not to be so naive & emotional over stupid issues.  This is just a blip in my day but it pushes my mama buttons and I can't handle such lunacy!

Amen