Smile File

July 25th, 2010

I’ve been doing it forever…..saving little things people give me. I learned a long time ago that there would be days when I needed reminding of something positive or wonderful about myself. Life has a way of tearing you down at times and when it does……it’s pretty cool to pull out a sweet card from a friend or co-worker that says something encouraging!

Which reminds me…..WHO am I encouraging? Is there someone out there that needs a word from me? Or a card? Maybe even a phone call or text that says, “Hey, you were on my mind and I said a little prayer for you!”? I know what that means to me, so imagine what it does for a friend or loved one!

What do you do with the little trinkets people give you? Some people save things in a file system. I have an old shoe box (Brag Box) that I decorated with cute paper for my treasures. Maybe it sounds silly, but I can’t help it! I’m a softie! I will probably save these things forever. So if you’re a friend or family member that has given me such a thing….I’ve got it! And I do go back and read them! Thank you!

“Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.” Proverbs 12:18

Nutella is my Kryptonite

July 21st, 2010

I was warned! Friends, people who “pretended” to care if I grew 2 or 3 dress sizes, and strangers alike! All of them said, “Don’t do it!….you’ll get hooked!”.

The problem?

I kept forgetting to look for the stuff when I went to the grocery store! So, honestly…..I had my freedom! Until, Gates and I were grocery shopping the other day and I “happened” upon it in the PB section. Hmm, Nutella?!! I’ve really been curious about you! The choices were a small jar for $3 something or a larger one for almost $6 bucks! I threw caution to the wind and went for it…..sure that the large jar would last FOREVER!!!

Oh yes!

Word is out on the street! I’m addicted like a junkie is to drugs! I literally have to walk away from the jar and WILL MYSELF to stay away from it. IT IS DELICIOUS!!!! Gavin and Gates love it too! Ok? It’s not just me eating up this jar! I have OTHER innocent people animals gorging out on it too!

All I can say is…..someone keep it away from me. I’m powerless against it! Nutella–YOU OWN ME!!!

JUST SAY NO

July 19th, 2010

To HOME GROOMING!!!

No pet should have to endure such humiliation, right? Poor Miss Lizzy! She didn’t know the half of it really!

Yes, that’s a bandage on her ear! Hubby slipped and cut it! Poor thing! Not only shaved bald….but a stinkin’ bum ear to boot!
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Sad! Very sad, indeed!

Small town beauty

July 17th, 2010

We spent our Saturday out and about in the quaint little town known as “Little Nashville” or also called Brown County. This is an ecclectic place with tons of visitors from the city! It’s not far from Indianapolis and is about 25 minutes from Bloomington (IU’s awesome town). I love going there! It’s loaded with shops and interesting people. Just about everything you find there is made in Indiana by local artists. I think that is so cool!

The kids had to make a trip to IU to drop off a friend…so we hopped in the car and let them drop us off as they went through town. We walked the streets, browsed in and out of stores and had lunch at a great little place called Marie’s Tea Room. While we were in eating our lunch it started to rain. As soon as we were finished…so was the rain! Thank you God!

I found a wonderful store that sells specialty dresses. My girls and I all love wearing dresses. Everyday! Her selections were beautiful and each one so feminine and unique. My only problem (besides not having about $300 bucks to blow) was picking out just one! If I sell my tennis bracelet on ebay….I’M GOING BACK!!! πŸ™‚ With my girls! I also found my very favorite candle in the whole wide world….an Indiana made Snickerdoodle! Yum-O!

I recommend little get-aways like this! It feels good to get out and mingle among the world. I had a great time and feel rejuvenated once again. Thanks Honey, for going with me. It was a fun date!

Mmm, my house smells so wonderful now!

The lengths I’ll go…

July 15th, 2010

You have no idea what a HEADSTRONG psycho woman I am. Seriously! I’m like annoyingly stubborn when I have a task to accomplish! I will climb any mountain and sail any sea. I’m psycho, remember? And it didn’t hurt that I was functioning on a killer high of P M S !!

Yesterday (during my peak of PMS) I received an email alert that Vera Bradley had messenger bags on sale for $40. SQUEAL!!! Yes, I am a deep person…one of solid integrity! I know what’s important in life. Vera stuff on sale makes me giddy! Well, I’ve been haunting ebay for a backpack for Gates. She really wanted one for school this year and had two adorable patterns selected. When I clicked on the Vera site to look at the sale…..GO FIGURE….they were also selling the backpacks for $40!!!!! Triple squeal! I’m so excited that I jump up and down. Those suckers are $92!!

Then…..I click on her cute patterns. SOLD OUT!! Not only her patterns….but EVERY SINGLE PATTERN! Nada! No more! Nothing left! I wanted to cry! {Boohoo, I was hormonal!!) So, I decided to call Vera headquarters and find out the WHAT FOR! The very nice lady offered me two phone numbers to outlet locations that “might” possibly have some. Called them, no way! They laughed! Those have been long gone! πŸ™

So, then I stared calling all the stores that I shop at and other’s that I don’t even have a clue where they are. Each time, I politely asked if they had ANY large Vera Bradley backpacks left for $40? No, no and more no’s! I finally decided to get crazy and call Louisville. I reached a sweet girl (Lauren…my new BFF) who happily told me she had one in the pattern Gates was hoping for. Then…she said the magic words, “Can I hold it for you?”. Aww, XOXOXO Lauren! I <3 you girlfriend! And I'll see you in Louisville tomorrow before noon! THE END!!

SCORE!!

Who says good things can’t happen to a girl hopped up on hormones?

Oh, and if you’re looking to win big….Vera Bradley is having the greatest contest right now. An ipad, mini case and more! Go enter!

I need my own reality show…

July 15th, 2010

Everytime I see the different crazy shows offered on tv…..I crack up! What in the world? “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”? Huh? Who is the idiot claiming that one? Seriously! Umm, are you completely NOT living with your own body? There is NO WAY….that before delivery takes place….YOU DIDN’T HAVE A FLIPPIN CLUE!!!! People, pregnancy is uncomfortable at least some of the time. Oh and the baby belly….even chubby can’t hide a wiggly baby!

I’m not buying it, ya’ll! Nope! Not gonna!

Back to MY show! If people are looking to find entertainment in the sheer wackiness of life…..allow me to volunteer! I’ve got a little idea for a show on P M S !! Yes, I said it! It’s one of those indescribable forces that NO MAN can reckon with. Literally! Men beware! Both yesterday and today….were my my family’s lucky day! It’s really not funny. Thankfully, my people love me and care for me. Otherwise they’d all report me and I’d go to “hormone jail”. {If it exists, like I think it does!!}

I couldn’t stop feeling so edgy and boohoo-ey! I loathe that feeling! It’s inescapable! I want to feel normal…but my body just won’t cooperate! Maybe I’m not alone. I kid about having my own PMS Reality tv show. No one wants to see mama go all “Mel Gibson” on anyone. It’s shameful!

I didn’t write this list…but I feel confident that I could’ve. Please read and note…..these moments come and thank goodness they always GO!! I’m looking forward to a better day tomorrow! πŸ™‚

13 possible meanings for PMS:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

# 2 & 7 were my evil nemesis today!

Lord,
You love me. Even knowing me intimately like you do! Thank you for creating me with such thought and care. Help me to manage this very delicate and unique ability I have to be completely out of my mind. I only want to honor you….and it isn’t always easy to do when your body feels out of whack!
Amen

And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in one body; and be thankful. Col. 3:15